bongdorn:

mom, dad, you’re moving out

(Source: condorn, via luckfouis)

yumiishiyama:

yumiishiyama:

yumiishiyama:

yumiishiyama:

My mom didn’t tell me we were having people over so I took my laptop and locked myself in the bathroom 

UPDATE: THERE ARE PEOPLE COMING UPSTAIRS CALLING MY NAME I CAN HEAR THEM OUTSIDE THE DOOR I KNOW THEY JUST WENT IN MY ROOM

UPDATE: THEY HEARD ME TYPIGN AND THEY’RE OUTSIFE  THE BATHROOM ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

THEY’RE TRYING TO GET IN BY PICKING THE LOCK BUT I DON’T THINK THEY KNOW I HAVE A WEAPON WITH ME

(Source: hadejarley, via jessicayuniverse)

drarna:

im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me

(via luckfouis)

obligatory-stupid-name:

commanderinqueef:

help I’ve fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to

(Source: rlymax, via jessicayuniverse)

the-darkness-has-us:

losing everything but weight

(Source: princass, via everywhere-else-but-on-earth)